Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Israelis Training 'Attack Snakes'

The Palestinian Authority is accusing Israel of training 'attack snakes'. Not robot snakes (Berman Post: Robot Snake), but real live snakes. This apparently started when a snake bit a lady and slithered off in the direction of an Israeli town. If only the Israelis were smart enough to train their deadly attack snakes to slither off in a different direction, this dastardly plot could have continued. Next time an apple falls on one of their heads they will accuse Israel of concocting gravity to injure the young and elderly taking refuge from the sun under a tree.

http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/133297

"Palestinian Authority Arabs have made a variety of accusations against Israel over the years, from distributing bubble gum that corrupts Muslim youth to attacking with trained pigs. The latest rumor making the rounds among Arabs in Samaria is that Israelis are training snakes to attack innocent farmers, according to the Bethlehem-based Maan news, whichis closely associated with the Fatah-led Palestinian Authority."

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