Thursday, January 21, 2010

Hugo Chavez - 'US Weapon Caused Haiti Earthquake'

Hugo Chavez said that the devastating earthquake in Haiti was caused by an American weapon. Earthquake weapons are real, and were designed and used at least as early as World War Two by the Allies. Compared to the earthquake that obliterated Haiti, our earthquake weapons would not even qualify as a loud neighbor stomping on the floor above your apartment. I image in theory we might be able to pull it off. We would have to drill to some precalculated depth in the perfect spot and stuff a few nukes down there. Obviously we did not do this, nor do we likely have some secrete weapon that can generate these massive earthquakes with ease at our whim. Still, we should run with it. Obama should call Chavez and say that we created the earthquake to test our new secret weapon and if he does not 'get in line' his country is next only bigger. Tell Chavez to pass that message along to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and the rest of the world leaders we are having problems/disagreements with.

Past related posts:
Berman Post: Haiti Smashed With Strongest Earthquake in Over Two Hundred Years
Berman Post: 500,000 People Could be Dead in Haiti From the 7.0 Earthquake
Berman Post: Twitter Helping Haiti
Berman Post: 7.0 Earthquake in Haiti Kills More UN Personal Then Any Other Single Incident Ever
Berman Post: Google And Facebook Join The Effort to Help Haiti
Berman Post: Chaos Reigns in Haiti
Berman Post: Obama to Write The Cover Story For Newsweek
Berman Post: Obama's Cover Story For Newsweek
Berman Post: Obama, Bush, And Clinton Join Forces to Help Haiti
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Berman Post: Bodies Line The Streets in Haiti (Video)
Berman Post: Women Survives Being Trapped For Six Days in Haiti
Berman Post: 6.1 Aftershock Rocks Haiti
Berman Post: US Military Ordered to Stop Handing Out Food Aid in Haiti

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