Monday, May 18, 2009

The Wrong Way to Get Out of Jury Duty, or is it?

At first pass, sending a a letter like the one quoted below seems the wrong way to get out of jury duty. (emphasis mine)

"I, ERIK ANTHONY SLYE, being first duly sworn upon oath, depose and say that jury service would entail undue hardship on me and that I request to be excused from jury service for the following reasons:

Apparently you morons didn’t understand me the first time. I CANNOT take time off from work. I’m not putting my familys well being at stake to participate in this crap. I don’t believe in our “justice” system and I don’t want to have a goddamn thing to do with it. Jury duty is a complete waste of time. I would rather count the wrinkles on my dogs balls than sit on a jury. Get it through your thick skulls.

Leave me the F__k alone.

Then again, after meeting with the judge the man avoided a citation and was excused from jury duty. I am not sure the next guy would be as likely.

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