Introducing Blago Volumizing Shampoo and Conditioner. According to their website, it has "been carefully formulated with special ingredients that actually make the hair feel fuller and thicker, or “really big”!". The also say, "These products are blended into a beautiful golden hue.
THEY ARE TRULY "BLEEP'N GOLDEN.""
This appears to make a joke at Rod Blagojevich's hair and the scandal over him trying to sell Obama's vacated Senate seat (Berman Post: Blagojevich Was Removed From Office), but as far as I can tell seems like an actually product.
For more information or to order the product, head to http://blagohair.com.