Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Atheists to Launch a DDOS Attack Against God?!?

Upset at a recent DDoS (Distributed Denial of Service) attack against their website, an atheist group is planning to launch a DDoS (Divine Denial of Service) attack against God. In the same way that to many requests for a web page can knock it off line, they want to flood God with so many fake and useless prayers that God gets knocked 'off line'. The plan is that all the participants will continuously and repetitively pray to the 'Christian God' (what, no love for the Jews or Muslims; same God right, just different prophets/saviors...) on Sunday 8 November 2009 at 8pm EST exactly. What do you think they would do if God actually answered one of their prayers?

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=162437479558& (via)

"This is a call to all non-believers and advocates for freedom of speech to join us in a global co-ordinated minute of prayer with the aim of inundating God (in this context, the Christian god, God, as distinct from the Greek god, Zeus, the Egyptian god, Ra etc etc) with so many useless prayers that it causes his divineness to go offline as as result of our own DDOS ('Divine' Denial of Service).

The prayer minute will be at exactly 8pm (Eastern Standard Time) and 9am (Greenwich Mean Time) on Sunday 8 November 2009.

The prayer can be about anything you want (but say it as frequently as possible in the minute we have assigned to ensure DDOS is achieved) or to whomever god you want. Its mostly directed at the Christian god so as to ensure we don't get too many return to senders from other gods.


  1. LOL that's a good one. i hope that they succeed

  2. Michael Lonie11/04/2009 10:44 PM

    Looks like something out of The Onion. And these clowns think they are the "Brights"?

  3. Why can't people just help each other and quit bickering about stuff that is not helping anyone? It seems crazy that an innocent company, like DeveloWare LLC, that helps everyone regardless of denomination or beliefs is being attacked. I know the owners of DeveloWare and they are great people. I have contacted the people at MyVerseToday.com and they contribute to the community (regardles of denomination or beliefs) more than any other organization I know.

    I read this on another blog about these two companies:
    DeveloWare LLC an internet development company has also been hit. It is suspected that they are also targets because they donate internet resources to http://www.myversetoday.com which is the actual target for the ddos attack. It is further believed that MyVerseToday.com is under ddos attack because of a certain extreme athiest group for reasons that were not disclosed to us.

    DeveloWare LLC, http://www.develoware.com, still supports MyVerseToday.com and will continue to do so.

  4. DeveloWare LLC has provided us protection against DDoS attacks. The ploy of the malicious group did succeed but for less than a few hours as the DDoS protection put in place by DeveloWare LLC has performed flawlessly. Any website under attack by such a malicious group as this should contact DeveloWare.com as soon as possible. God always wins!


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