Mineral Discovery in Afghanistan if Bush Was Still President

A few weeks ago we learned that a trillion plus dollars worth of natural resources was discovered in Afghanistan. If Bush was still president we would have been in for an interesting show.

The Anti-war crowd, who appear to have almost completely disappeared now that a Democrat is in the oval office, would have added this to the reasons the war was invalid; 'you see, Bush new about the this the whole time ... the real reason we went in was not to find Osama, since we all know it was Bush that took down the towers, he was going in to steal Afghanistan's natural resources'. The explanation of course is a self fulfilling one; 'Bush need to take these resources by force you see, because he needs the money to fun more illegal wars'. When asked why, that is when you get the circular logic; 'he needs to fight theses illegal wars to get more money to fight more illegal wars'. Wars that are apparently only bad when a Republican is president.

Watching Liberals morph the massive resource find into further proof of Bush being some evil dictator type would not be the best part. The real comedy would come from getting really close to a liberal and hearing an audible pop as they blow their own mind. The rallying cry against the war would be 'no blood for lithium'. The problem is that oil is inherently bad. The most promising way to get off our oil addiction is with electric cars. Electric cars require lithium for the battery. That means that lithium is actually good; just maybe good enough to risk a little bit of blood .... POP!!!