Saturday, May 22, 2010
CrabRevenge.com (via and) is one of those sites that makes you step back and say 'this must be a joke'. Once you realize that it is not a joke, you think 'this can not be legal'. CrabRevenge.com sells lice/crabs online to anyone willing to pay. That is right, they sell and then ship crabs to you for you to use as you please. They offer 'regular' lice, and what they call "Shampoo Resistant F strain Crabs". They describe the F strain as "super crabs. ... These crabs are almost impossible to get rid of and have been through over a year of selective lab breeding to be the most aggressive and most reproductive species on the planet! This species can take up to two weeks to get rid of and apparently bite so much they cause the victim to scratch themselves raw and we can guarantee that nothing apart from two washes of everything the victim owns and a 100% delousing solution coverage will get rid of them!". The testimonials consist of person after person saying how they infected people with crabs.